Bermuda shorts

So, I guess some people still think we have a viable cartography business. I just got a call from someone asking me where the Bermuda Triangle is.

"I'm writing a book." She also has no internet access, so can't Google it. There's also the matter of a really old telephone book. All signs point to poor research, but at least she's trying.

I just wish I had the quick wit enough to have said, "I lost it."